Monday, January 24, 2011

Celebrities Duke It Out In Social Forums

Transitioning from substantive social media topics, Jenni "Jwoww" Farley, co-star of the popular TV show Jersey Show, recently attacked Kim Kardashian via Twitter for not owning up to recent speculation over the socialite's plastic surgery. After Ms. Kardashian claimed her pouty lip was a function of flu-like symptoms, Jwoww tweeted, "funny how stars don't man up to their plastic surgery...I did." Adding to the ridiculousness, the most plastic of them all, Heidi Montag (former co-star of The Hills), re-tweeted Jwoww's sentiments later in the day. It seems that most of the veterans of the plastic surgery community stand united in their loyalty and honesty.

Celebrity magazines estimate Ms. Montag has undergone an excess of 10 surgeries to tranform herself and continue to steal the social spotlight from deserving personalities. In fact, in an interview with Life & Style Magazine, Heidi went so far as to discuss the "nose tape" she wears to "secure her nose to her face....so her nose doesn't fall off like Michael Jackson's." Her interview later focused on her decision to downgrade her breast-size from a whopping G-cup to a DD-cup, a decision fueled by new inspiration for a "natural look." In response to her deep commentary, fans and haters had no choice but to tweet Heidi, comparing her to a "silicon factory."

One of these days, people will realize that following such pathetic and value-less personalities via social media further substantiates their presence and success. Only after avoiding these forums (for useless reasons) will the likes of Heidi Montag and Jwoww go away. C'mon people...you've got better things to do...

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